Internet websites gone bad......
Well I think it is about time I spoke about something.We all know that the internet is a SAD place, and all your fetishes can some true if you look for it. I mean 10 years ago there was not a place for "Old Fat Men Dressed up in Diapers that like to be Slapped" to meet up and discuss how they like it. Now though this is a normal thing.
So that aside I want to talk about 2 websites, that EVERYONE is talking about. After the jump......
First on my list of Sad sites
How not to steal a sidekick
http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/
Well if you have not seen anything on this you are lucky. But let me give you the run down. 
There is a Chick. She looses her phone. Someone finds it. Sells it to a minor. And the chicks friend finds out that he can log into the stolen phone. He harasses the minor. She harasses back. Evan is born. Photo is of the minor (Cool editing done by V as I dont want a minor on my web site)
Evan is the owner of Evanwashere.com he decided to put up the website after a friend of his had her sidekick stolen. The main website is a bitch to read cause Evan apparently does not know how to code html, or download blogging software, or MANY of the other things he could have done. Evan is an attention whore, and he is good at it. Now he said Over and over again that this was not for money. And that all he wanted was to get his friends sidekick back. Then he goes on to put up his paypal account for bandwidth donations. Umm.. HEY DUMBASS. BLOGGER? MYSPACE? YAHOO360? 100's of OTHER free hosting that would have been easier to set up and run with??? Read up before you attempt to do something like this.
Anyway, he got the media attention he wanted. He got the chick her new phone. He got the Old one back (thanks to NY's Finest - And I am not going to comment on them wasting time from REAL crime to go get a phone.) And now he is going to eBay it.
So the auction ends, and the web site dies right? What more can happen? I was loving the story when it was first happening. Thought it was funny to read. Laughing just as much at Evan as I was at the Corona Crew. (the minor that took the phone) Then I started getting the feeling that this was a money thing. (Note: the phone was NOT Evans.. :) ) And that he wanted to get paid for his time spent. So I left.
Cleaning out my bookmarks today and low and behold...
"Update #69 July 26th, 10:00 a.m. Hey guys. I am REALLY trying to end this website. In a day or 2, I will be archiving the site, and putting up a summary of the events for future readers. I haven't decided if I will remove the pictures of just fuzz them over.
As for the Ebay auction, not only has Ebay screwed me, but they even charged me for the auction yesterday. I have now received MULTIPLE emails from bidders saying that Ebay NEVER emailed them the 2nd Chance Offer I sent them.. It only put it in their "My Ebay" page. Since they weren't alerted by Email, they missed the offer. Here's the funny part. Ebay DID allow multiple scammers to send these bidders fake 2nd Chance Offers directly to their email. Just not my real one. On top of that, they allowed these fake people to send them messages on Ebay, while blocking mine and various other people who have offered assistance. I have sent multiple emails to Ebay with no response back. "
OMG! WHAH, WHAH, WHAH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! FUCKING LET IT DIE YOU MONEY GRUBBING WHORE!
Course the forum people are JUST as bad. They won’t let it die either. Poor Abused Evan is a Saint to 1/2 of them and the devil to the other 1/2. Dude, you Virtually Beat up a minor that plays on myspace.. Ummm bfd? So I am scanning the forum for quotes for this. And I found the one that I was thinking all along but did not know the figures, this is from a Hater's Sig file in the forums.
Evan: "This isn't about money. This is about what is right and wrong. I am not doing this for a profit or to be famous."
"I'm not trying to make any money. It's really hard not to. That's the last thing I will ever do with this website."
"It's a morality thing for me."
"As of right now, GoldenPalace has not responded to emails."
Evans actual expenses (incl phone, taxi, etc): ~$1000 (at the high end)
Donations: $1200 Sidekick auction: $3600
And Evan him self:
"I can't put a price on the Sidekick myself. If I was to say $1,000, that means that the charity would get $$1,333, my friend $333, and me $333 less the taxes...Which i would cover out of my own pocket..(though the charity donation might help that end of year on my tax statement). While that would be better than nothing, I would hope that it could be more for everyone's sake."
Ummm…. You should say "I would hope it would be more, for my sake."
Ok I am done with this one.
Next....
That Girl Emily
http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/
This one was GREAT! (again when it started) SO here is the quick version:
Emily started a blog. 2 days later she found out that her husband was cheating on her. Decided to make 14 days of "Vengance" Starting with the famous billboard. blah blah blah Fucking Blah.
So you have to start on the first post to get the good things in order of happening. But what really sucks is you put your time into this and you are all like "OMG how has she not been caught!" Well boys and girls, this is what they call Internet viral marketing campaign. See what they do is the same thing Evan Did, but for a product or TV show. I am thinking TV show personally.
See what happened though, the "blogosphere" got together and started tracking down things that made it come to light. 2 billboards, the Husband and GF going to a Sleazy hotel but the husband is Rich, Etc, etc. Then after they debunked it they ran around giving each other handjobs at how good they did to find out all the shit on Emily. See the company put up billboards all over the US. FUCKUP NUMBER 1 MR NAMELESS COMPANY! There are billboards in all major cities; Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, etc. someone in marketing got fired over that I am sure. Oh if you happen to see one in Dallas let me know. I wanna go masturbate on it.
So we have a GOOD story, a funny plot (that I would have liked to do to my ex.) and a bunch of internet GEEKS that fucked it all up. So now they are ramping up to email blogger and get it off the web page taken off. People have no lifes. My GOD! Go out in the Sun. Get away from your fucking computer. Find a Girlfriend of your own that you can cheat on, and make things happen in REAL FUCKING LIFE!
Personally I want to see what product they are trying to get me to pay attention to. Who the FUCK cares how they are doing it? Just sit back Enjoy it, Laugh that you know it is fake, and then when it is all out in the open you can jump up on your little virtual soap box (like the one I am standing on right now) and shout out to the virtual world: "See I was RIGHT look at ME NOW!" 
Oh, and in the latest she spray painted his car. "hope she was worth it" They were all good up till now, invisible company running this campaign. But you fucked up on this one. Couple of points:
a) You posted pictures of the crime in progress.
b) The person that did the crime is in them.
c) I THINK that is illegal in NY, and I really think that the "husband" would press charges.
You gotta think about these things, Next time just have her pour paint on it from a 1 gallon can. Just as stupid. And just as illegal.
Anyway Mr. Soon to be named company, if you need some idea's for the last couple of days, give me a shout. Because I thought up some REALLY good things to do to my Ex... And don't worry I wont even charge you much.
There you have it. Per usual....
"All views in my website are my own. You do not like it then dont fucking read it. You want to sue over something I say.. Get a life... "