Internet websites gone bad......

Well I think it is about time I spoke about something.

We all know that the internet is a SAD place, and all your fetishes can some true if you look for it. I mean 10 years ago there was not a place for "Old Fat Men Dressed up in Diapers that like to be Slapped" to meet up and discuss how they like it. Now though this is a normal thing.

So that aside I want to talk about 2 websites, that EVERYONE is talking about.    After the jump......
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some times you just can not tell.

I thought I had a hook today. But NNNNOOOOOOOoooo... She would not even play with me.   Lets hope that she comes back Cause I was ALL ready to go on this one. :) (that is what happens when there is a long break between lovers.. ) 

Funny about this one.. She would not answer my questions, and I was still being nice when I gave up.

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Police Officer Funnies

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car
videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my
gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift
supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."


And.................. THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? .............
You're right, we don't. ........... Sign here.

Is your son a Computer Hacker?

Dont know why I am posting it but it made me laugh so I am. 

As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

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