Dating

"Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everythings going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end." 

Taken from a Forum somewhere. :)

Return Visit

Well imagine my suprise when Laura4single came back to me last night. I (again) was not in the mood to carry on with her so I just did the scam for her. :)

If you dont remember the last time Laura and I talked as soon as I said Nigeria I bet, She was GONE. Totally ignored me. I mean am I not good enought to be scammed..

Anyway here it is. Enjoy.. Oh and I did use some profanity.

Per usual.. If you own this picture or it is of you please email me and I will be more than happy to remove it. This picture was taken from yahoo Profiles and had no copywrite info on it.  (Wonder if I can add that to EVERY nigerian lover topic)

How Evil are you.

I have not done one of these in a while.....