Kittens on Smoking

Nuff said.

Joke.. :)

The Game

A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and ask if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works . . "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer . . . "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

Frustrated he sends E-mails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes the blonde and asks . . . "Well,...so... what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

Pegasus Photos :: Pic's from a cell phone.(San Fran)

Pic's from San Fran. 

Well I was going to go ahead and do a big write up on my trip. I can say it was amazing. But instead of that, the link above is all my Cell phone Pics. You can judge for your self. :)

I will indeed do that write up if I can find the time.

San Fran

If you noticed on the right that the pictures are from San Fran. I am having a BLAST! I am hopeing that I can remember everything that I did so I can do a FULL write up on it. 

I know if you live here it is not as cool. But for me just visiting and being set loose on the city.. OH MY GOD! So much to do. Today it is raining pretty hard, so I am thinking I am going to hit China Town. They dont mind wet people.. :)

Happy V day Internet

Happy V day Internet. :)

10 ways to reconize fake emails

I got this next bit from paypal. Though that I would put it here since this page is such a Google hound now. :)  (Welcome all you GOOGLE people)

Anyway I got a Fake email that was from "paypal" (Which I love) and I went to the IP web address.  (Tracked and Reported) BUT this one was just alittle different. It had the user login bit, but when I put in my fake name and Password, it came back and told me that it was wrong.  Normally they just go into THANKS FOR LOGGING IN, NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR INFOMATION..

The reason why:

<td nowrap class="pptext" align=right><a href="https:
//www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_registration-run" >
<span class="ppem106">Sign&nbsp;Up</span></a>&nbsp;|
&nbsp;<ahref="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?
cmd=_login-run" >Log&nbsp;In</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<ahref="h
ttps://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_help-ext&sou
rce_page=_login-run">Help</a></td>

They were calling the Paypal webpage and running the login. So they would actually end up with your password on there server. Then all they have to do is log in under you and clean out your account, or scam someone else using your name. So the scammers are getting smarter, And you need to as well.

Read more for the 10 ways to spot fake emails.

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Webcam

I actually worked on my webcam today. Of course right now it is behind my desk at home and I am not. :) So the image that comes up is it's cover that is on. I am thinking about moving it somewhere but I just don't know where yet. I sure wish there was a php program that allowed webcam chat that I could just leave running. :)

Right now I really do not like the way it is because I do not know who is looking at it or not. :) So more than likly I will change it up.

Using webcam and .webcamrc that came with Fedora Core 2 for this. And right now all it is doing is transfering the images to the server every 5 minutes.
You can view it here:  The V Cam

Moblog

I just changed my Cell phone Image Display to a new company. Textamerica.com The images that it sends are smaller and the page loads faster. And of course one account with them is free. :)  So hopefully the slow page load from moblog will not happen anymore. Too bad that all my images can not be transfered over. :)

God and the internet - Joke

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. When the angel returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

When this second angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true! The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but... 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, you know... give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the E-mail said?

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I hate spam

Well I upgraded to the newest PivotBlacklist Spam protection because I finally got hit hard last night. There was 50 Comment spams, and 300 attempts. The 50 that got through were all the same, but still sucked.

So this is my test to see if I am shielded. If I get hit again I will be ading in hashcash for Pivot. The only problem with that is this:

If you do EXACTLY what is described in the steps below you'll have a hashcash armored weblog. If you screw up your site will be spam free as well! The only drawback is that NOBODY will be able to comment anymore! :P

So I think I will hold back on that untill I am sure that I need it. :)

Your Right foot it Dumb

This is crazy, but it works.

How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Start at the top of the "6" . Your foot will change direction.

I told you so.

Here I go Pimping.

Well I promisted that I would not do this. But you know what.. I WANT A FREE IPOD!

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13116152

So if you want to sign up (I can give you a Gmail account for it if you want) Please use my link to do it.  There are only 2 offers that you can get in and out of. One would be Columbia House and the other is Blockbuster. The Columbia house you have to join and pay for shipping of the movies, but once that is over you only have to buy 2 in the next 2 years, and if you log into the web site you dont have to mail any crap back.

Blockbuster, join and then just Cancel in 2 weeks. Unless you like it. And it is a good service actually.

So there you have it. Pimp'n for a free ipod. I could toss in that my daughter REALLY wants one and you would help me out in getting her one. But that would be a lie. I WANT IT..

And althought some people don't want one, I really do. :)