Are you still there?

I was just cleaning out my bookmarks and remembered I have a blog. Go figure.

It took a LONG time for me to relize that I dont want you people knowing what is going on in my life. If you have not noticed I really stopped posting a year ago. :)

So if you want to know what the fuck is up with me? Then do your self a favor and talk to me.

That is all. Nothing more to see here.

BI-Sexual!

Biff has all the Answers!

Biff has all the answers.

Tv.. When does it come back!

I LOVE Tv. And I love when my shows come back on. (Hate reruns) so saw this today and wanted somewhere to post it. ;) 

WHEN DOES (INSERT SHOW NAME HERE) COME BACK?

Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Rainbow

Ever wonder if the "Dark Side Of The Moon" & "Wizard Of Oz" thing worked, but were too lazy to find out yourself? Judge for yourself
google.com

Poor Poor Aol

Well we all know how I feel about AOL... Well not aol, the people that use it. I have always said that they are strange in there own right. Some of you might not know that some logs were accidently let loose on the internet. Just Searches and the such. Well the people at something awful put togethor a list for us to enjoy. 

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4049 

Now the IP's have been removed to protect the guilty, but the Anon ones are there, so you can enjoy how quickly job hunting turns into having sex with your boss.

funnay

Why oh why did I not think of this when My Daugher was young??  Oh I know I was married..... 

Joe you still have time! You know you are Geeky enough to top this.

"I got it on Ebay"

Ok I am not going to go movie crazy. But I am going to be singing this freeking song all day.

I pinch

Yes I finally had to get embeded video, and I just LOVE this one. :)

Welcome to church. Please be seated.

As a minister, I now proclam this site holy! 

Yes, you can now be a minister at the one of the only church's that hold there services during happyhour.

thechurchofbeer.com 

And as you can see in the popup. Yours truly is a minister.

meatatarians

Ok a while back I posted what I was looking for in a Girlfriend. Screw that. I want the chick that made THIS: 

BlackWidow Bakery Meat Cake! 

The best quote from it: 

"Meatloaf - when done properly - is delicious! Unless you are not a meatatarian, in which case it maybe tastes like murder, but for us hardcore meatatarians, murder tastes like meat! And meat is delicious!"

New Lover!

    Since I am still moving my 419 scam pages over thought I would let my nigerian readers here know that there was a new one on my new scam site. :)

    My Nigerian Lovers - The scam that would never end.

My Birthday

133 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT!!! 

Go Shopping now! Why hold it off. ;) 

The end of the Lovers.

Ok I have decided to move my Nigerian Lover Logs over to its own blog. Figure that way I can have people help me more.

http://nigerian.vbsoft.org

My Nigerian Lovers..... Help wanted.

Ok I have to create a new yahoo account, and get on some new dateing websites.. Cause they know me now. Damnit. Or they just gave up all togethor. Anyway while I make up my new online Nigerian LOVER profile wanted to toss this out to you. :) 

GOT LOGS?? Send them over. Let me post them. I will even change your screen name for you. (Yes I am that nice of a guy)  So email it to me already. Or them.. Even if they are not funny. Just to let other people know. :) 

vblog (at) vbsoft (dot) org 

LOL like that is going to help with spam.. :)

3 2 letter words for small:

Can you think of three 2 letter words for Small??

Got them? Ok I knew you would. Click on more.

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That Fucktard Emily.

Well it is out. Thank god. It was a slimmy PI that was doing the That Girl Emily site.

In the words from Capt. Hook in the movie hook: 

"Bad Form, Bad Form"  

You want the link then it will not take you long to find it. I am not in the mood link it to my site.

Internet websites gone bad......

Well I think it is about time I spoke about something.

We all know that the internet is a SAD place, and all your fetishes can some true if you look for it. I mean 10 years ago there was not a place for "Old Fat Men Dressed up in Diapers that like to be Slapped" to meet up and discuss how they like it. Now though this is a normal thing.

So that aside I want to talk about 2 websites, that EVERYONE is talking about.    After the jump......
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some times you just can not tell.

I thought I had a hook today. But NNNNOOOOOOOoooo... She would not even play with me.   Lets hope that she comes back Cause I was ALL ready to go on this one. :) (that is what happens when there is a long break between lovers.. ) 

Funny about this one.. She would not answer my questions, and I was still being nice when I gave up.

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Police Officer Funnies

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car
videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you
didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my
gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I
can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift
supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but
now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."


And.................. THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? .............
You're right, we don't. ........... Sign here.